Aiba would have so much fun with it! He'd try to find obscene things to do to Jun that lend themselves towards admiring the full frame of his existence. Aiba is so great what he does, surely he'd succeed... but it might take some trial and error i.e. lots and lots of obscene things. :D :D :D

Edited to add: I notice you're in California! What a lovely coincidence - I'm in the Central Valley. :D