I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. All of it. And if I got the chance, I would alternate between doing obscene things to him and admiring the full frame of his existence. :D Or I would experiment to see if it's possible to do both at once. We must try again, Matsujun, FOR SCIENCE!!!!

Ummm I think we should totally be friends. :D And don't worry, the hold music is a very tasteful instrumental of "Shake It."