NGH I GET YOU YES because when I first started liking Arashi my general attitude towards Jun was somewhere along the lines of wow gorgeous human much stop that but within the recent year or so when idk he gave up trying to deny all his soft and fuzziness it's become more like "HOW DO YOU EXIST AND HOW DO PEOPLE RESIST DOING OBSCENE THINGS TO YOU" (this may perhaps be because you can't admire the full frame of his existence while performing said obscene acts, but). /basically creepy AND UGH I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE BEAMS OF LIGHT SHINING FROM THAT MATSUYUN STORY IN ITS PRENATAL STATE. THEY BUUUURN.

JUST--can we be friends btw??? i would like to partake in future conversations about ridiculousness of jun(and aiba and sho and nino and ohno)'s being with you. :>

(i kind of hope that the hold music rn isn't one of those off-tune renditions of vivaldi they play sometimes when you try to find out your routing number at the bank because this could still be a while (also WHY DOES THAT EVEN EXIST OMG))